Thank You Card
It’s come to my attention that I passed 1,000 followers on Instagram a few days ago.
Being that I’m sitting at 1,541 followers at the time of this writing, my accomplishment was sooooooooo important to me that it totally slipped my mind.
To atone for that, here’s an extremely hollow token of my appreciation to each and every one of you for not changing one iota of my life.
You’re the best!
…oh, but you don’t follow me on Instagram?!
Why is that, huh?
What theeeeee fuck is yoooouuuurrrrrr problem?!?!
Well, because I know you want to rectify that immediately, my username is @m.for.monstruo
Wait, what?!
You don’t have an Instagram account, you say?!?!
Why are you telling me that like it’s supposed to mean somethin’?
…because if you really cared about and wanted to support me, then you’d download the app PRONTO!!!
