Category: Shit “M” Says

Posted on by

Reality

You can't do this — Shit Monster Says

You can't do this — Shit Monster Says

You?

Start a diet and exercise program and see it all the way through to change that horrible body in the mirror that defies how horrible the human body can be?

You?

Look for and find a better job than the dead end one you’re currently at?

You?

Develop your skills so you can at least get promoted and earn more money to make the dead end job you’re currently at feel slightly less dead endy?

You?

Approach the person you’re crushing on and begin the type of relationship with them that prevents you from dying alone?

You?

Do anything you set your mind to? Continue reading Reality

Posted on by

Relationships

Relationships: The energy needed to work 'em out can be saved for working out your body (you know, more important stuff) — Shit Monster Says

Relationships: The energy needed to work 'em out can be saved for working out your body (you know, more important stuff) — Shit Monster Says

Your personal trainer should be your one-stop shop for the unpacking of workplace drama, relationship problems, unresolved childhood issues, and other emotional and psychological factors that may be affecting your struggles with food.

Your bookie, when not breaking your legs, should also be the go-to source for how to hide your assets to reduce your tax liability.

Just like the latter doesn’t make sense, neither does the former.

So if you need a counselor, get one.

But if you want to change your body, get me.

Know why? Continue reading Relationships