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Root For Me

I love how people I've always known N-E-V-E-R root for me — Shit Monster Says

I love how people I've always known N-E-V-E-R root for me — Shit Monster Says

Close friends and family aren’t all that supportive of your hopes, dreams, and aspirations but some motherfucker you’ve never met or barely know goes out of their way to like or share your posts, leave comments on your blog, buy what you’re selling, refer people to you, cheer you on, whatever.

WTF?!?!

Well, it’s because familiarity breeds contempt and those strangers and people you don’t know aren’t yet hip to how unworthy of success you are because of how awful a human being you happen to be.

There can be no other explanation.

Hmmmmmmmmm, except… Continue reading Root For Me

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Story Of Your Life

When writing the story of your life… LET EVERYONE ELSE HOLD THE PEN! — Shit Monster Says

When writing the story of your life… LET EVERYONE ELSE HOLD THE PEN! — Shit Monster Says

Take control of your life from others or various circumstances? Like, realize you’re a fucking adult and your parents shouldn’t have that much sway over you? That your fucked up luck of being born a woman isn’t that fucked up, although it is?

Be proactive instead of reactive? Like, keep increasing your job skills to make yourself more valuable on the market just in case anything happens with your current employment?

Display personal leadership? Like, do stuff on your own instead of being a follower?

Bah!

Why on earth would you want to do any of that?

Like, really?! Continue reading Story Of Your Life