Category: Shit “M” Says

Put your weights back after using them?

Let someone work in between sets with you instead of hogging the station while you go do another exercise allllllllll the way on the other side of the gym?

Disrupt the flow of your workout to give someone a spot so they don’t crush themselves into squishy goo?

Provide new gym-goers with advice rather than laughing at them and secretly wishing they’d hurry up and quit because they’re taking up limited parking?

Ummmmmmmm, what do Jesus, Gandhi, and Martin Luther King, Jr. all have in common? Continue reading Decent Person

Familiar with the phrase that there are endless possibilities?

With goals, for example, it means that there are a bazillion ways to get from point A to point B. So one plan failing doesn’t mean the second or six millionth will. It’s up to you to keep coming up with different plans of attack and executing them.

In that case, whatever we want to be or do is limited only by the depth of our imaginations.

And that’s the problem, especially for someone like you. Continue reading Possibilities

Let’s just admit it.

Admit what?!

That you fuck up a lot!

Shiiiiiiiiittttt, it’s damn near comical just how many sure things you’ve fucked up in your life, from jobs, to relationships, to E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!!!

Per usual though, I have some sound advice for someone like you. Continue reading Always Look Back

They say you’re the product of the people you surround yourself with.

But who’s “They”?

And why should anyone trust what “They” has to say? Continue reading Basic Shit

Not being mindful of what you put in your mouth is killing you!

By no means am I talking about the new drug-resistant “super gonorrhea” out there that has you up at night regretting your drunken debauchery with that stripper at that bachelor/bachelorette party a few weekends ago.

No!!! Continue reading Sexy Time Stuff