Maaaaaannnn, [insert goal] is impossible!
<stereotypical Spanish accent>¡Imposible!</stereotypical Spanish accent>
Sure, I haven’t given an honest effort nor even attempted to start [insert goal] but I know it can’t be done because [insert goal] has NEVER been accomplished and there aren’t examples up the pooper of folks like me doing what I want to do.
Nah, homie!
What I wanna do is I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E… Continue reading It Always Seems Impossible
Oh, you wanna stand out, huh?
What, you think you’re better than us?!?!
Well, lemme tell ya somethin’!
Individuality is overrated.
Why be different when it makes you an easy target for ridicule when you fail?
…and trust me, you will!
But you’re special though, now aintcha?!
Well, if you succeed, which you won’t, you have to deal with people throwing shade at you, praying for your comeuppance, scheming on you, and all sorts of shit that people who never put themselves out there don’t have to be bothered with.
Yup, don’t swim against the current.
Comfortable living is to be had from remaining among the multitude in a sea of indistinguishability. Continue reading Conformity Is So Sexy
Pssst…y’know that possibly life-changing thing that you really should be doing now?
Like, right now instead of scrolling social media to keep tabs on your ex, your ex who’s apparently had the audacity to move on from you these seven years later.
Yeah, that thing!
Go ahead, put it off for later! Continue reading Do It…Tomorrow
