Maaaaaannnn, [insert goal] is impossible!
<stereotypical Spanish accent>¡Imposible!</stereotypical Spanish accent>
Sure, I haven’t given an honest effort nor even attempted to start [insert goal] but I know it can’t be done because [insert goal] has NEVER been accomplished and there aren’t examples up the pooper of folks like me doing what I want to do.
Nah, homie!
What I wanna do is I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E…
…like man walking on the moon.
Absolutely impossible, I tell ya!
Wait, why the funny looks?
We all know that man has never gone to the moon, right?!
