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Conformity Is So Sexy

Conformity is so sexy — Shit Monster Says

Conformity is so sexy — Shit Monster Says

Oh, you wanna stand out, huh?

What, you think you’re better than us?!?!

Well, lemme tell ya somethin’!

Individuality is overrated.

Why be different when it makes you an easy target for ridicule when you fail?

…and trust me, you will!

But you’re special though, now aintcha?!

Well, if you succeed, which you won’t, you have to deal with people throwing shade at you, praying for your comeuppance, scheming on you, and all sorts of shit that people who never put themselves out there don’t have to be bothered with.

Yup, don’t swim against the current.

Comfortable living is to be had from remaining among the multitude in a sea of indistinguishability.

But that’s not the conformity I’m talking about.

The conformity I’m talking about is you doing exactly what the fuck I tell you to do as your coach.

Now that’s sexy as all get out!!!


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