cheat
verb [cheet]
1. to make an exercise easier than it should be by violently contorting the body in all kinds of fucked up ways as a means of moving a far too heavy load, all because the object is to move the weight from point A to B as many times as possible, not to…ummmm…work the muscle. see also: MARRIAGE
2. to eat something, usually garbage, that isn’t on your meal plan or part of your diet because eating what you’re supposed to eat when trying to lose weight doesn’t make as much sense as eating the shit that’s responsible for your weight gain in the first place. see also: EVERY DAY PAST 5 PM
