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Just The Tip #2264

JUST THE TIP #2264

Start doing yoga.

Before you say that yoga is already part of your routine, that’s “yoga” as in Bikram yoga, Ashtanga yoga, or any of the other different styles. It absolutely is not in reference to Irish yoga, which you practice regularly by drinking so much alcohol that you pass out with your body in a strange position that it was never thought humanly possible to be flexible enough for. Anyway, while we’re on the subject of booze and you being a serious alcoholic, it’s as convenient a time as ever to share the National Drug and Alcohol Treatment Hotline number, which is 1-800-662-HELP (4357). It’s a free and confidential information service that’s open 24/7 and provides referrals to local treatment centers, support groups, and community-based organizations.

Call and get help with your problem!

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