leggings
noun [leg·ingz]
1. close-fitting stretch pants worn by women to accentuate the booty to help make their presence in the weight room a little more tolerable to the real people who belong there *cough* men *cough* who’d prefer they did their bullshit booty band workout somewhere the fuck else — like at home, where women belong. see also: SCRIPTURE
2. pants that you wear the same exact pair of every single workout without washing because you think they somehow don’t get dirty and need frequent laundering like any other item of clothing. see also: EWWWWW
3. usually marketed with a promise of making the butt look bigger without having to work out for it, which the buying and wearing of makes sense because none of the randos you hook up with are ever going to see you naked with the lights on because there’s the issue with your face and nobody wanting to see it, hence you always get fucked in the dark. see also: BAMBOOZLE
