traps
noun [træps]
1. the cool name for “trapezius”, this is a large superficial muscle that extends from behind the skull to the middle of the back and is mainly developed by performing very exciting rack pulls and shoulder shrugs to the delight of social media followers who really, really want to see videos of that shit. see also: CALF RAISES
Example of traps in a Sentence
On Instagram, there’s nothing I enjoy viewing more than people working out their traps — except, of course, the even more riveting content of people walking up to the squat rack or deadlift platform and going through their entire 10-minute pre-lift ritual before lifting the weight instead of just editing the video so it’s right to the fucking action!
2. another muscle group in addition to the chest, arms, and anything other than the glutes that women should avoid training because EWWWWWWW!!! see also: 🤮
3. a muscle group that women avoid training for fear of looking too manly but they should develop to help them better lug around their heavy purse, schlep bags full of groceries, tote toddlers, and other things broads find themselves carrying around other than the weight of civilization like us men have to do.
