When She’s Unfaithful
So I’m at the gym.
As a client is telling me how good she’s doing with her food choices, her father, who doesn’t know what the fuck we’re talking about, walks up to us and shows me pictures of the cinnamon rolls he baked that he was about to go home and eat. He then asks if she wants him to save her some because she had seemed to really enjoy them the other night.
Yes, I found out she cheated on her nutrition right as she was telling me how good she was doing with it!
I swear you can’t make this shit up!
Monster Longe is a personal trainer in San Diego. He has been lifting weights for +25 years and training clients in the gym and online for about half of that time. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys long walks and leaving buildings crushed and entire city blocks decimated in his wake.
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