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AMRAP

AMRAP

abbr [am·rap]
1. as many reps as possible, but in the context of performing an exercise movement until fatigue or the set amount of time elapses — not in regard to the approach of throwing a gauntlet of sales associates at a person to pester them with calls, texts, and emails until they finally cave into signing up for a gym membership after giving their contact info just to score a free one-day pass. see also: ATTRITION

Example of AMRAP in a Sentence
At the end of leg day, my coach currently has me doing 3 sets of squats for 20 reps, with the weight increasing every set. And then as if my legs aren’t already Jell-O by that point, he loads up the bar with even more weight and has me do the last set for AMRAP. It’s either my sheer grit or his non-stop questioning of my manhood that gets me through it. I’ll let you decide!

 

2. as many rounds as possible, but in the context of completing an exercise circuit until fatigue or the set amount of time elapses — not in regard to bouts of intercourse, which for women can be multiple but for men is not as numerous and can take longer between, with that duration differing from man to man and depending on age, health, nutrition, lifestyle, libido, and various other factors. see also: UNFAIRNESS

Example of AMRAP in a Sentence
To further make it easier for me to steal your money and not have to do anything as your personal trainer, you’re going to come up with today’s workout. So here’s the deal. Select any four exercises you want and perform each one for 12 reps for an AMRAP of 20 minutes. While you do that, I’m going to be over here giving everybody but you the undivided attention that I should be giving you but won’t despite you paying for it.

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Abs

abs

noun [abs]
short for abdominals; to repeat, they require a low body fat percentage to be visible, which you don’t have and explains why you can’t see them and more than likely never will if you keep eating the way you do. see also: LEARNING-DISABLED

Example of Abs in a Sentence
Now, before I take another bite out of this burger with two slices of pizza acting as the buns, please tell me again how to go about getting abs as defined as yours. I’M WAITING!!!

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How To: Bodyweight Squats

How To: Bodyweight Squats written in text with image of a woman performing bodyweight squats.

How To: Bodyweight Squats

How To: Bodyweight Squats written in text with image of a woman performing bodyweight squats.

The only place where pancakes belong is on a plate.⁣

So being the case that you’re a human and not a plate, those pancakes of yours don’t belong where they are.⁣

That’s why you should squat!⁣!!

But there’s one problem, and that problem is that you don’t have a gym membership and access to a squat rack to do barbell back squats.

While that does suck, it doesn’t mean that you can’t squat.

Nope!

Lucky for you that there are many variations of squats, many of which involve zero equipment. One of these is the basic bodyweight squat that only requires your body weight to do it.1The bodyweight squat is also known as an air squat. Use the bodyweight squat form described below and it’s only a matter of time before you’re taking days off from work after calling in thick! Continue reading How To: Bodyweight Squats

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The Reason For Weak Days At The Gym

The Reason For Weak Days At The Gym written in text with image of a man struggling to curl a small dumbbell.

The Reason For Weak Days At The Gym

The Reason For Weak Days At The Gym written in text with image of a man struggling to curl a small dumbbell.

What’s with weak days at the gym?

You know, one day you’re working out and you feel like you can lift all the weight in the gym and then the next time you work out that same muscle group, you can barely lift a thing. The weight you used the workout before feels heavy as fuck and you can’t do as many reps.

Yeah, exactly, you can relate!

So what’s going on?

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Why does your strength level go from one extreme to another in a matter of days sometimes? Continue reading The Reason For Weak Days At The Gym

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Joocy Melons Muscle Building Chest Workout

Sculpt nicer cleavage with this muscle building chest workout!

Sculpt nicer cleavage with this muscle building chest workout!

Are you a dude?

Like, a dude with whom a prepubescent girl has more chest development than?

Well, I’m here to tell you that a small chest doesn’t make you any less of a woman, buddy. These are progressive times we’re living in. Self-love and body acceptance, motherfucker!

Buuuuuuttttt if you’re not quite ready to take your seat at the head of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, this muscle building chest workout will most certainly slap some boobage on ya! Continue reading Joocy Melons Muscle Building Chest Workout