adj [es·thet·ik]
an overused term largely employed by gym brahs who think they look muscular and fit when, in fact, their six-pack and general leanness is owed to their just being skinny, making them not that impressive as they flex in the mirror in between every set in their stringer tank top. see also: DELUSIONAL
Example of aesthetic in a Sentence
I have no plans on ever bulking to put any considerable size on my scrawny frame because I don’t want to ruin this aesthetic figure!
Oh, you wanna stand out, huh?
What, you think you’re better than us?!?!
Well, lemme tell ya somethin’!
Individuality is overrated.
Why be different when it makes you an easy target for ridicule when you fail?
…and trust me, you will!
But you’re special though, now aintcha?!
Well, if you succeed, which you won’t, you have to deal with people throwing shade at you, praying for your comeuppance, scheming on you, and all sorts of shit that people who never put themselves out there don’t have to be bothered with.
Yup, don’t swim against the current.
Comfortable living is to be had from remaining among the multitude in a sea of indistinguishability. Continue reading Conformity Is So Sexy
noun [juh·net·iks]
the inherited properties or features passed down from parents to their offspring that are the reason why their adult child looks like crap — not because of their bad diet, lack of proper exercise, or other poor decisions. see also: BLAMELESS
noun [moh·tuh·vey·shuhn]
that thing you’re stupid enough to believe in and rely on to attain the level of success you’re after. see also: SUPPLEMENTS
Pssst…y’know that possibly life-changing thing that you really should be doing now?
Like, right now instead of scrolling social media to keep tabs on your ex, your ex who’s apparently had the audacity to move on from you these seven years later.
Yeah, that thing!
Go ahead, put it off for later! Continue reading Do It…Tomorrow
