How Often Do You Eat Out?
Q: Do you eat out? And if you do, how often? Yeah, I got straight to the point of my question without beating around the bush like these other motherfuckers do when they preface with ancillary shit that you don’t give a fuck about and more than likely skip past and don’t even read, just like how you’re not reading this right now because you stopped reading once I asked my fucking question. But here I am still typing away…
A: Do I eat out?!?!
My, that’s a rather personal question!
All I’ll say to that is…
…have you seen these lips? These lips were made for eating out!!!
Now, in the interest of steering this inquiry away from my oral sex habits and towards the realm of fitness and nutrition, as all questions should be limited to, I’m going to pretend that your question is in regards to restaurant food and whether or not I eat it regularly.
The answer to that is no!
Food away from home (i.e. restaurant and fast food shit) is often the biggest contributor to a lot of people’s weight gain because it’s generally high in calories, sodium, sugar, and fat, of which the portion sizes are humongous.
So how do I avoid the trap of having to eat that shit when I’m out? Continue reading How Often Do You Eat Out?