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Glutes

glutes

noun [gloots]
1. the muscles of the buttocks and popular steroid injection site.

Example of Glutes in a Sentence
Don’t worry, man! No one will think anything gay when we go in and exit this gym bathroom stall together. Everyone knows you’re just pinning me in my glutes!

 

2. area of the body that virtually every white woman now wants to make bigger after hundreds of years of Black women being dehumanized for the big butts they naturally possess and don’t have to try and get by pissing away money on bullshit programs some big butt broad with a fat transfer or implants is selling on social media. see also: LIP FILLERS

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Hip Belt Squat

hip belt squat

noun [hip belt skwot]
a squat variation often performed by hanging weight side by side from a dip belt so the weight dangles between the legs as you assume a very wide stance to accommodate the load, something that helps give you an idea of how people like me have to live because our balls are so big because we’re that fucking macho. see also: SOUTH PARK S14E3

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Goal

goal

noun [gohl]
a desired outcome, achievement, or target that one thinks they can attain without any effort on their part because the power of intention is that real; commonly pluralized and used as a hashtag on social media.

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Handstand

handstand

noun [hand·stand]
to balance the body upside down on the palms of the hands with the arms and legs fully extended; mainly done in performance of pushups on social media, videos of which get a lot of views — not because people are so impressed but because people are hoping it’s a vid of the person failing and seriously fucking themselves up. see also: FINGERS CROSSED

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