noun [abs]
short for “abdominals”; to repeat, they require a low body fat percentage to be visible, which you don’t have and explains why you can’t see them and more than likely never will if you keep eating the way you do. see also: LEARNING-DISABLED
Example of abs in a Sentence
Now, before I take another bite out of this burger with two slices of pizza acting as the buns, please tell me again how to go about getting abs as defined as yours. I’M WAITING!!!
noun [stair·mah·ster]
an exercise equipment company that specializes in the manufacture of stair climbing machines that make the act of stair climbing possible for people who regularly go out of their way to avoid the stairs in their daily life. see also: ELEVATOR
noun [kraws·fit]
1. a branded fitness regimen that’s a mashup of several activities, including sprinting, rowing, strength training, powerlifting, Olympic weightlifting, kettlebell and medicine ball training, gymnastics, plyometrics, strongman, calisthenics, jump roping, parkour, ballroom dancing, mountain climbing, juggling, carpentry, ax throwing, stone masonry, astrophysics, bobsledding, animal husbandry, and no need to continue because you should get the point by now. see also: FRANKENSTEIN
2. a relatively expensive group fitness regimen that apparently isn’t transparent enough as being bullshit to its legion of followers despite its development by a man named Greg Glassman. see also: DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS
3. a loophole employed by pervs to allow them to violently jerk themselves in public without the fear of getting charged with the criminal offense of lewd conduct. see also: PAUL REUBENS
noun [kahl·uh·reez]
1. the energy obtained from food; can make you fat if you eat too much of them but are completely canceled out by diet soda. see also: MAGIC
2. the energy used in physical activity — that is, were you to be physically active!
noun [tred·mil]
a machine that slows down the passage of time to an intolerable crawl. see also: MICROWAVE MINUTE
