athleisure
noun [ath·lee·zher]
1. gym clothing designed to be worn outside of the gym — like to work, dinner, gallery openings, red carpet events, funerals, EVERYWHERE!!! — by people who mostly gave up on life a long time ago. see also: SURRENDER
Example of athleisure in a Sentence
My closet is full of nothing but athleisure wear because at no point and time do I want to walk into any room and be taken seriously as an adult.
2. gym clothing worn as casual wear by those who want to let everyone know that they work out because their horrible body doesn’t offer enough proof of their doing so. see also: DYEL
Example of athleisure in a Sentence
This lady at work came up to me and asked if I’ve been working out recently. After blushing for a quick bit, I was like “Yeah, I work out. In fact, I’ve been working out for years.” She then said “Oh, it doesn’t look like you’ve been working out for years. Anyway, I’m only asking if you’ve been working out recently because you’ve been coming to the office in shorts, joggers, hoodies, and other athleisure wear for the past two weeks or so. You know that’s not allowed, right? If you don’t, then as the director of HR, I have to inform you that your attire is in flagrant violation of company dress code policy. Anyway, please follow me to my office so we can hash this out.”
