priority
noun [prahy·awr·i·tee]
generally, the fact or condition of bullshit being regarded as more important than shit that you know is waaaaaaayyyyyyy more important. see also: EXCUSES
Category: Glossary
Lifting Form
form
noun [fawrm]
the technique used in the execution of an exercise movement that someone who looks like shit interrupts your workout about in order to instruct you on proper execution so you too can someday look as shitty as them and move as unimpressive weight as they do. see also: NAZI
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Lifting Gloves
gloves
noun [gluhvz]
covering for the hand with separate parts for the fingers and thumb cut off just above the knuckles so the digits are exposed; primarily worn to look like a total badass out of a 1980s music video and show other gym-goers that the wearer is about serious weightlifting business, especially when walking from the car to the gym with them already on. see also: VAGINA
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Dedicated
dedicated
adj [ded·i·key·tid]
a word used by the crazy to describe themselves so as not to come off as crazy as they really are when called obsessed by those who don’t give a fuck about their own health to also count calories and macros, work out religiously, and do other crazy shit to better take care of their body. see also: CAMOUFLAGE
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Stomach Crunches
crunch
noun [kruhnch]
an exercise that defies human physiology by burning stomach fat to reveal a chiseled six-pack without its performer having to do anything else, like enter a calorie deficit by eating less and/or doing more strenuous shit than moving the upper torso a few inches multiple times. see also: IMAGINATION
