noun [skwot rak]
the place in the gym to test your badassery — if you perform barbell curls in it without anyone telling you to fuck off, then you’re pretty big and not worth fighting; if, however, you perform curls in it and someone tells you to fuck off, then take it as a sign to fuck off before getting fucked up. see also: COJONES
noun [feb·ju·er·i]
when 80 percent of people quit their New Year’s resolutions after all the holiday alcohol finally clears their system, which was responsible for getting them far too ahead of themselves with their wild delusions of giving a fuck. see also: SOON
noun [bahy·seps]
1. a word for a two-headed muscle in the back of the thigh but is primarily used in reference to the only muscles of the human body that matter, motherfucker — that being the large muscles in the front of the upper arm, which are to be trained every day and preferably in the squat rack. see also: DOM MAZZETTI
2. something else on your body that’s pathetically small that you wish were bigger than what you’re endowed with. see also: PENIS
noun [ek·tuh·mawrf]
an individual who runs around bitching and moaning to anyone who’ll listen that they can’t gain weight no matter how much food they imagine themselves eating, obviously not understanding that fantasy calories don’t translate into real-world gains. see also: ANNOYING
adj [puh·thet·ik]
the effort given by you to stick with your diet, work out regularly, train hard, and do a bunch of other shit that could help you come across like you actually give a fuck about the health and fitness goals you annoyed everyone with at the very beginning. see also: CAREER
