Boo-hoo! I’m sooooooo tired of my physical appearance and reversible health condition. I’m willing to do ANYTHING to change it! A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G!!!
– you, days/weeks/months before
You know what, my physical appearance and reversible health condition isn’t all that bad. I kind of like crying myself to sleep at allowing myself to get to where I am.
– you, days/weeks/months later
…b-b-butttt what about you wanting to change your life?!?!*
*read that with the Anderson Cooper epic eye roll at Kellyanne Conway in mind!