Went for a job interview and received that call back you were hoping for?
I don’t know what they saw in you either!
But there’s a problem…
A big one, at that!
You have a nasty weed habit and your new employer wants you to come in for a drug test before bringing you on and exploiting your labor for a pittance in remuneration.
Yeah, that’s a problem.
A big one, at that!
So what are you to do?
Why, grab a couple of detox drinks to help the THC flush out of your system and fool your employer into thinking you’re not a drug abusing drug abuser who can be trusted as their labor is exploited for a pittance in remuneration!
But take a detox drink to cleanse your body of toxins responsible for weight gain and a bunch of health issues?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING?!?!
Wait, don’t answer that!
