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Get Off Your Ass

Sorry to interrupt your normally scheduled whatever the fuck it is you're doing, but we have some breaking news coming in that you have to get off your ass for the things you want. For more on this development, click through!

Sorry to interrupt your normally scheduled whatever the fuck it is you're doing, but we have some breaking news coming in that you have to get off your ass for the things you want. For more on this development, click through!

You want the body of your dreams but can’t find the time to get off your ass and sculpt it.

Trust me, I sympathize.

After sleeping and working are accounted for, there just aren’t enough hours in the day to squeeze going to the gym in. I mean, especially with you having to binge watch all the Star Wars movies before you spend a week waiting in line outside a theater to be among the first to be disappointed by the latest offering.

There’s just no time to work out with such a hectic schedule!

Hmmmm…

On second thought, it looks like you have time.

Loads of it, in fact! Continue reading Get Off Your Ass