Category: Yeah, You!!!

It’s alright to put some effort into this shit.

Make a face or two.

Fuck, get in touch with your inner caveman and let out a primal scream.

Grunt, motherfucker!!!

We’re in the gym — NOT a church.

Your gym frowns upon such antics? Continue reading Gym Grunting

Your significant other called it quits after finally coming to their senses that they can do much, much better than you?

DNA test just revealed that you’re not as pure as you thought you were but instead have some blood of the race your hate group rails against?

Now unemployed after one of your coworkers (probably Bill’s hoe ass) snitched you out to management for taking home office supplies to use in the running of your side-business that’s a pyramid scheme that you won’t know is a pyramid scheme until a couple of months later when you’ve invested all your money into it and are broke and destitute?

I bet you’re in the dumps, huh?

Awwwwww, poor boo-boo!

I bet you sure could go for something to help elevate your mood!

Perhaps, something like a family-sized bucket of chicken from a fast-food restaurant that now goes by its initials after dropping “chicken” from its name because its chicken is anything but chicken? Continue reading Happy Hormones

Went for a job interview and received that call back you were hoping for?

I don’t know what they saw in you either!

But there’s a problem…

A big one, at that!

You have a nasty weed habit and your new employer wants you to come in for a drug test before bringing you on and exploiting your labor for a pittance in remuneration.

Yeah, that’s a problem.

A big one, at that!

So what are you to do? Continue reading Detox Drinks

There’s a popular misconception that fat makes you fat.

Is that true or nah? Continue reading Fat Makes You Fat