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Gym Grunting

The gym and grunting go together like alcohol at company functions and firings the next business day for totally, totally inappropriate behavior!

The gym and grunting go together like alcohol at company functions and firings the next business day for totally, totally inappropriate behavior!

It’s alright to put some effort into this shit.

Make a face or two.

Fuck, get in touch with your inner caveman and let out a primal scream.

Grunt, motherfucker!!!

We’re in the gym — NOT a church.

Your gym frowns upon such antics?

THEN FIND A NEW HOUSE OF IRON WORSHIP!!!

Everything is within reason, of course.

See, just because you’re in the gym grunting and causing a ruckus with 5 lbs dumbbells doesn’t mean your workout intensity is hardcore.

Trust me, people won’t be awed by your impressive strength.

With that said, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t have the devil in you when you get to your heavier poundages.

It’s during then that you should look and sound like a gorilla in the throes of steamy primate sexy time.

After all, it’s science!


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