Gym Grunting

LET…IT…OUT!!! I mean a grunt, NOT that protein fart!

It’s alright to put some effort into this shit.

Make a face or two.

Fuck, get in touch with your inner caveman and let out a primal scream.

Grunt, motherfucker!!!

We’re in the gym — NOT a church.

Your gym frowns upon such antics?

FIND A NEW HOUSE OF IRON WORSHIP!!!

Everything is within reason, of course.

Trust me, people won’t be awed by your impressive strength if you’re causing a ruckus with 5 lbs dumbbells.

But there’s no reason why you shouldn’t have the devil in you when you get to your heavier poundages.

It’s during then that you should look and sound like a gorilla in the throes of steamy primate sexy time.

After all, it’s science!

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