diet
noun [dahy·it]
1. that thing you’re going to start tomorrow. see also: PINOCCHIO
verb [dahy·it]
2. to eat small amounts or particular kinds of food in order to lose weight so you can go right back to eating more of the foods and amounts that helped you gain the weight you soooooo desperately wanted to lose. see also: GENIUS
3. to repetitively announce to everyone that you’re eating certain foods and avoiding others and not shutting the fuck up about it, usually when watching others enjoy themselves eating foods you used to enjoy as you have to sit there eating something much more boring. see also: ASSHOLE
