All those things you hope to do?
Yeah, like exercise more.
And eat healthier.
And be a better parent/partner/son/daughter/friend/human being.
And start putting money away instead of spending it on blow and hookers.
And go back to school to get a degree so you can make your daily bread in a way that’s more fulfilling than masturbating on a webcam in front of strangers for tokens.
Yeah, that stuff!
Know what I have to say?
Don’t even bother!
Yup, that’s right.
Don’t bother!
You’re only going to fail then feel down about yourself for being such a failure.
Fuck, isn’t that what you do all the time with all your initiatives?
On top of that, you’ll have people looking down on you all judgey-like when you come up short.
So save yourself the hassle.
By no means can this time be any different!
