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Save The Children

Save The Children

A lot of you have children.

I don’t know how the fuck that happened, but yeah.

Well, I do know how it happened. A penis was inserted into a vagina and released sperm-filled ejaculate after only a few seconds of thrusting, with one male reproductive cell fusing with the ova of the very disappointed female to form an embryo.

Yeah, I know how kids are created.

What I’m saying is I don’t know who the fuck allowed you have intercourse with them to create one, let alone do it again to create more!

Anyway, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there’s a childhood obesity epidemic.

So because you have children and obesity is an issue that will more than likely affect them (if it doesn’t already), this video might be of interest to you.

But if you’re fattening them up to sell to some Brothers Grimm witch, then fuck the video and do your thing.

Times are hard, so I understand!


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