dumbbell
noun [duhm·bel]
1. weight training equipment that’s typically used in pairs and makes a loud, resonant sound when struck together to alert everyone in the immediate area that the person using them is missing a few brain cells, thus making it appropriately named. see also: ETYMOLOGY
Example of dumbbell in a Sentence
Hey, if you’re not using that dumbbell, do you mind if I take it so I can be a tool and bang it together with this one so I can make enough noise to drown out the sound of my girlfriend getting banged in the locker room by someone who’s not as big of a tool as I am?
2. has to be used in front of the rack they’re stored on to prevent others from accessing or putting back other weights until His/Her Majesty is done with their set. see also: REGICIDE
Example of dumbbell in a Sentence
Coach, I’m sorry for coming back empty-handed without the dumbbell you told me to get for the next set but somebody was doing an exercise right in front of the dumbbell rack and I didn’t want to be a dick by asking them to move or anything else that would inconvenience them!
