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Fitfluencer

fitfluencer

noun [fit·floo·uhn·ser]
1. a person whose appearance and large social media following automatically makes their health and fitness advice more credible than those who don’t share content limited to selfies of their abs and glutes and other displays of expansive knowledge. see also: AD POPULUM

Example of fitfluencer in a Sentence
This fitfluencer I follow can’t even compose their thoughts in a complete sentence and most of what they’re saying about how to lose weight and build muscle would be refuted were I capable of doing my own research like a competent adult, but I think I’m going to empty my bank account on whatever they’re selling because boy do they have a nice set of intercostals!

 

2. someone who more often than not says their physique isn’t owed to drugs or surgery but their genetics, work ethic, dedication, and, most importantly, the supplements, diet plans, workout programs, and other garbage they’re making gobs of money off because you’re stupid enough to believe what they’re selling is why they look the way they do. see also: CHA-CHING!!!

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