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Adobe Gains

Adobe gains

noun [uh·doh·bee geinz]
when a pic is subjected to Photoshop sorcery to make the person in it appear in better shape than they actually are because no one who runs into them in real life will ever look at them and think, “Hey, this motherfucker looks nothing like how they look on their social media feed that I can easily pull up on my phone right now and do a comparison with!” see also: GOOD IDEA

Example of Adobe gains in a Sentence
Remember the SHREDZ scandal from a couple years ago when one of their fitfluencers, Devin Physique, was exposed for having Adobe gains?

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