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How To Have Fun Working Out

How To Have Fun Working Out written in text with image of a woman in neon tights and holding dumbbells with an excited look on her face.

How To Have Fun Working Out

How To Have Fun Working Out written in text with image of a woman in neon tights and holding dumbbells with an excited look on her face.

Working out isn’t as much fun as it looks in commercials trying to sell me gym memberships and fitness products.

– You, because you’re gullible

 

If you find working out boring, you may be tempted to want to blow your brains out all over the gym mirror walls.

…or, maybe, just stop going to the gym to work out because you don’t want to do us all a favor.1Yeah, you could stop working out first before resorting to more drastic measures that we’d all be appreciative of, but that’s only if you’re inconsiderate.

Trust me, I get it.

Every moment of your life is like a scene from an action movie.

So to go from jumping out of helicopters to doing jump squats would make me want to blow out my brains, too!

Well, to make working out more exciting for you, I could tell you to

listen to music

change your workout routine

perform different exercise variations

try circuit training

switch to another form of activity

work out with a partner

join a group fitness class

follow fitness accounts for ideas

use fitness apps

join an online fitness challenge

set a reward

hire a personal trainer2Preferably me!

train for an event or competition

work out somewhere else

do cocaine

 

But instead of running down a bullet point list of things you can do to liven up your workout like this guide is supposed to, I’m not gonna tell you shit!

Know why?

Click through to go to Amazon.com to purchase an ebook by Monster Longe.

I’m not telling you shit about how to make your workout fun because…ummmmmmmm…the shit is called “working out” for a reason. And, shit, the last I checked, work is boring, motherfucker!!!3NOTE: If that weren’t the case and work was instead supposed to be fun, not boring, then this exercising shit would be called “funning out”. But it isn’t called that, now is it, motherfucker?!?!

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