Job Description
Can’t make your training sessions? Do your cardio? Weigh and track your food? Or anything else you’re supposed to do that gives the impression of you caring?
Well, what the fuck does that have to do with me?!
Shiiiiiiittttt, I don’t care about your goals.
I repeat, I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR GOALS!!!
Why?
Because it’s not my fucking job to.
That’s yours.
All I’m hired to do is provide you with the tools to reach your destination. Whether you make use of them is up to you, motherfucker!
Note: This can all change if you upgrade your coaching service to one that includes the feature of me caring more about your goals than you do, but please be aware that such an add-on is expensive as fuck!!!
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