Job Description
Can’t make your training sessions? Do your cardio? Weigh and track your food? Or anything else you’re supposed to do that gives the impression of you caring?
Well, what the fuck does that have to do with me?!
Shiiiiiiittttt, I don’t care about your goals.
I repeat, I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR GOALS!!!
Why?
Because it’s not my fucking job to.
That’s yours.
All I’m hired to do is provide you with the tools to reach your destination. Whether you make use of them is up to you, motherfucker!
Note: This can all change if you upgrade your coaching service to one that includes the feature of me caring more about your goals than you do, but please be aware that such an add-on is expensive as fuck!!!
Monster Longe is a personal trainer in San Diego. He has been lifting weights for +25 years and training clients in the gym and online for about half of that time. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys long walks and leaving buildings crushed and entire city blocks decimated in his wake.
Latest posts by Monster Longe (see all)
- How Do You Clean Up After Yourself At The Gym? - November 4, 2024
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