Excuses!
Excuses!!
Excuses!!!
You having a reason to get out of some activity, function, obligation, whatever, never fails.
N-E-V-E-R!!!
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT?!?!
Not a damn thing!
You always having a ready-made excuse for every situation just means that you live in a high state of readiness achieved by few.
And for that, you ought to be lauded.
So my hats off to you!