roids
noun [roidz]
1. slang for steroids; the substance that turned Steve Rogers into Captain America and we’re all supposed to believe was super-soldier serum. see also: SUUUUURE
2. the thing that’s somehow always forgotten when professional bodybuilders discuss what it takes to get as big as them, unlike genetics, hard work, dedication, and other bullshit that’s always included. see also: SELECTIVE AMNESIA
