vitamin
noun [vahy·tuh·min]
1. any of a group of essential nutrients made by plants and animals and are obtained by eating them, as we deserve to do because we’re on the top of the food chain.
2. yet another term for an anabolic steroid because you can never have enough code words to talk about something illegal just in case the feds are listening to your insignificant conversation because there isn’t enough public corruption, money laundering, or foreign or domestic terrorism going on to warrant more of their serious attention.
