JUST THE TIP #233
Do you know how many would-be perfect murders have been spoiled due to having to involve another party to help dispose of the body?
That’s why you should deadlift, as the exercise is great for developing the strength necessary to pick up the dead weight of a corpse on your own to get rid of it without exposing yourself to the possibility of a criminal accessory ratting you out.
Glossary: deadlift
Monster Longe is a personal trainer and online coach in San Diego. He's helped hundreds of people lose weight, build muscle, and become more attractive to their loved one so they don't have as strong of a desire to cheat on them anymore. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys making fun of Drake and people who like the guy.
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