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Conformity Is So Sexy

Conformity is so sexy — Shit Monster Says

Conformity is so sexy — Shit Monster Says

Oh, you wanna stand out, huh?

What, you think you’re better than us?!?!

Well, lemme tell ya somethin’!

Individuality is overrated.

Why be different when it makes you an easy target for ridicule when you fail?

…and trust me, you will!

But you’re special though, now aintcha?!

Well, if you succeed, which you won’t, you have to deal with people throwing shade at you, praying for your comeuppance, scheming on you, and all sorts of shit that people who never put themselves out there don’t have to be bothered with.

Yup, don’t swim against the current.

Comfortable living is to be had from remaining among the multitude in a sea of indistinguishability. Continue reading Conformity Is So Sexy

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Discipline

discipline

noun [dis·uh·plin]
that thing you desperately need and would’ve made your life so much different had you ever had it. see also: FATHER

Example of discipline in a Sentence
*sigh* If only I had the fortune of being born a human rather than as an animal that lacked the discipline to do really simple shit like control its hunger and not eat everything in sight all day long *sigh*

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