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Story Of Your Life

When writing the story of your life… LET EVERYONE ELSE HOLD THE PEN! — Shit Monster Says

When writing the story of your life… LET EVERYONE ELSE HOLD THE PEN! — Shit Monster Says

Take control of your life from others or various circumstances? Like, realize you’re a fucking adult and your parents shouldn’t have that much sway over you? That your fucked up luck of being born a woman isn’t that fucked up, although it is?

Be proactive instead of reactive? Like, keep increasing your job skills to make yourself more valuable on the market just in case anything happens with your current employment?

Display personal leadership? Like, do stuff on your own instead of being a follower?

Bah!

Why on earth would you want to do any of that?

Like, really?! Continue reading Story Of Your Life

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Why You Should Take Weight Loss Progress Photos

Why You Should Take Progress Photos written in text with image of an overweight woman taking a selfie.

Why You Should Take Weight Loss Progress Photos

Why You Should Take Progress Photos written in text with image of an overweight woman taking a selfie.

When it comes to weight loss progress, the bathroom scale is our go-to instrument.

If you’re like the average person, you step on it in the morning, before you go to bed, every fucking hour, hoping to see a number indicative of the change you’re after.

That change being that you’re becoming less of a fat mess.

The problem is that it doesn’t always play out like this.

Sometimes the scale doesn’t move in the direction you want, if it moves at all.

Rather than going down, the scale reading goes up or remains the same even though you’re doing EVERYTHING right!!!

If you are in fact eating properly and exercising on a consistent basis, there are a few things you can do.

Either keep relying on the scale and freak out every time it doesn’t indicate progress by moving.

Or dump the scale and track progress by other means.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, choices!

And what is life without ’em?!?! Continue reading Why You Should Take Weight Loss Progress Photos

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Why You Should Stop Working Out Too Hard

Why You Should Stop Working Out Hard written in text with image of a woman lying down on the ground with her arms and legs stretched out and an exhausted look on her face with dumbbells nearby.

Why You Should Stop Working Out Too Hard

Why You Should Stop Working Out Hard written in text with image of a woman lying down on the ground with her arms and legs stretched out and an exhausted look on her face with dumbbells nearby.

Are you working out too hard?

If you are, then you should stop.

Yup, your ears do not deceive you!

You heard that right.

Mr. You-Need-To-Work-Out-Harder is indeed telling you to stop working out hard every time you step inside the gym because, contrary to popular belief, your training sessions DON’T have to be gladiatorial life or death contests.

Sure, your workout shouldn’t exactly be a cakewalk.

But it shouldn’t be a vomit spewing affair with you bawling your eyes out in pain, at least not all the fucking time.

Why? Continue reading Why You Should Stop Working Out Too Hard