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Questions To Ask Before Starting A Diet

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Questions To Ask Before Starting A Diet

Questions To Ask Before Starting A Diet written in text with image of half of a woman's face and several question marks above her head.

There’s no shortage of diet plans out there but which one is right for you?

If you’re like most people, you’ll decide on a diet plan by picking whatever diet is trendy at the moment. So the diet that your friend is doing and trying to get you to do too, you’ll probably give it a shot just to get them to finally shut the fuck up about it. Or the one your coworker is following whose appearance is to the point it has people in senior leadership positions doing the calculus on whether or not it’s worth the risk of a sexual harassment charge to dangle the carrot of career advancement in exchange for sexual favors. Or maybe the one everybody online is doing and you’re too much of a lemming not to do also.

Whatever the diet is that you choose, the truth of the matter is that basically almost any diet will work for weight loss as long as it’s built on the scientific principle of a negative energy balance, or calorie deficit.

That is, any diet that’s built on that scientific principle will work so long as you actually follow the diet through!

The problem is that not all diets are created equal, as the means by which the required calorie deficit is achieved may be deleterious to your health and wellbeing and may involve any number of things that affect your adherence. That’s why before starting a new diet, you need to ask yourself a few key questions to help decide if the diet you want to do is right for you. Continue reading Questions To Ask Before Starting A Diet

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Calories Burned During Sex

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Calories Burned During Sex

Calories And Sex written in text with image of a naked woman straddling a naked man underneath sheets.

You really put in that work, huh?

Yeah, you really lay it down in the bedroom!

Look at that…

By “put in that work”, you knew I obviously wasn’t talking about your job because we both know you don’t have one!

Anyway, how good of a workout are you getting on those rarer and rarer occasions that you can actually get hard or wet enough to go to work?

Well, let’s take a look at the numbers!1NOTE: The following numbers will vary from session to session and person to person because of a combination of factors that include weight, intensity, position, and body movements. Continue reading Calories Burned During Sex

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The Effectiveness Of Booty Bands

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The Effectiveness Of Booty Bands

The Effectiveness Of Booty Bands written in text with image of two pairs of legs on the ground performing clamshells with exercise bands around them.

Do booty bands work?

Yes, those mini resistance bands you’ve seen fitfluencers with ginormous asses doing soft-core porn workouts with all over social media!

Yes, that piece of exercise equipment those fitfluencers with ginormous asses credit their ginormous asses with and not, perhaps, their surgeon or excessively tight leggings made with the same suspension technology used to hold up bridges!

Now that any possible confusion is cleared up and we know exactly what’s being discussed here, do those rubber band looking thingies work? Continue reading The Effectiveness Of Booty Bands