clit dick
noun [klit dik]
an enlarged clitoris from AAS abuse that some dudes still wouldn’t be able to find with a GPS.
Example of clit dick in a Sentence
Does it make me gay if I let a swole chick peg me with her clit dick?
Category: Glossary
Glucose
glucose
noun [glook·ohs]
main source of energy that your body runs on — not coffee and sarcasm like many memes would like to have you believe, nor the coke and meth that’s fueled many a night out.
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Exercise Equipment
exercise equipment
noun [ek·ser·sahyz ih·kwip·muhnt]
any of the machinery and apparatuses at a gym that are being used incorrectly during a workout.
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Bootcamp
bootcamp
noun [boot·kamp]
where failed and wannabe military drill instructors yell at, bully, and intimidate participants to complete a hodgepodge of circuit training with minimal equipment.
Example of bootcamp in a Sentence
My personal trainer runs a beach bootcamp every Saturday morning and the cardio part always involves us making a mad dash from the area when someone from the Department of Parks and Recreation comes because he doesn’t have a commercial use permit to conduct fitness classes for money on public property.
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Roids
roids
noun [roidz]
1. slang for steroids; the substance that turned Steve Rogers into Captain America and we’re all supposed to believe was super-soldier serum. see also: SUUUUURE
2. the thing that’s somehow always forgotten when professional bodybuilders discuss what it takes to get as big as them, unlike genetics, hard work, dedication, and other bullshit that’s always included. see also: SELECTIVE AMNESIA
