noun [hip belt skwot]
a squat variation often performed by hanging weight side by side from a dip belt so the weight dangles between the legs as you assume a very wide stance to accommodate the load, something that helps give you an idea of how people like me have to live because our balls are so big because we’re that fucking macho. see also: SOUTH PARK S14E3
noun [gohl]
a desired outcome, achievement, or target that one thinks they can attain without any effort on their part because the power of intention is that real; commonly pluralized and used as a hashtag on social media.
noun [hand·stand]
to balance the body upside down on the palms of the hands with the arms and legs fully extended; mainly done in performance of pushups on social media, videos of which get a lot of views — not because people are so impressed but because people are hoping it’s a vid of the person failing and seriously fucking themselves up. see also: FINGERS CROSSED
noun [suhm·er]
the season of the year between spring and autumn when the weather is the warmest and you have more than enough self-confidence to wear as little clothing as possible, much to everyone’s delight. see also: 😐
noun [kum·mur·shul jim]
1. the congregation place of people with shitty lifting form in a local area.
2. one of the extra circles of hell. see also: DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES
