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Grey Sweatpants

grey sweatpants

noun [grey swet·pants]
what women prefer for men to wear in the gym because it allows them to see the outline of a guy’s dick to better determine if he’s worth bending over in front of to do a sexually-suggestive exercise to get his attention so he can eventually bend them over outside of the gym. see also: ADVERTISING

Example of grey sweatpants in a Sentence
As sundress season ends for us guys, grey sweatpants season begins for the ladies.

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Home Workout Area

home workout area

noun [hohm wurk·out air·ee·uh]
space designated for exercise that’s usually tucked away in a corner of a living area with a preexisting use when you’re too poor to afford the square footage in a house or apartment to set up a home gym in its own separate location, such as a garage, basement, or unused bedroom.

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Home Gym

home gym

noun [hohm jim]
1. an exercise space in a residence; usually set up by someone gullible enough to fall for a late-night infomercial promising to get them the body of their dreams with the help of a very, very expensive piece of exercise equipment they only have to use for a handful of minutes per week.

2. where antisocial people work out.

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Gym Rat

gym rat

noun [jim rat]
that person who’s always working out at the gym no matter what day or how early or late you go, most likely because they’re secretly homeless or they hate their family so much that they absolutely refuse to spend any quality time with them.

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