chin-up
noun [chin·uhp]
an exercise that some unimpressive arms having motherfucker will try to tell you is better for arm development than direct arm work so you too can have as unimpressive arms as them. see also: SABOTAGE
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Detox
detox
verb [dee·toks]
to engage in the health practice of emptying a wallet of filthy cash, which is teeming with thousands of microbes like bacteria and fungi, plus traces of illegal drug residue. see also: GULLIBLE
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Muscle
muscle
noun [muhs·uhl]
the most important thing in life to work on developing when your personality isn’t enough to gain attention from others because, fuck, who wants to do something as difficult as developing one so you’re interesting to talk to and be around? see also: YOURSELF
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January
January
noun [jan·yoo·er·ee]
1. a month in the Julian and Gregorian calendars that’s the ONLY time of the year when all goals can be started. see also: LOGICAL
2. when regular members of a gym have the majority of their monthly fees for the entire year subsidized by people who pay for gym memberships they’ll never use again after a few weeks because they’re still in the Christmas spirit of giving. see also: UNDERAPPRECIATED
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Dietary Fat
dietary fat
noun [dahy·i·ter·ee fat]
a macronutrient made up of fatty acids that’s obtained from animal and plant-based products and bears all responsibility for making you fluffy — not you shoving everything within arm’s reach down your bleeping throat. see also: AUDACITY
