What’s The Fastest Way To Get A Six-Pack?
Q: The only stupid question is the one that you don’t ask, right? So I’ll ask my question although I myself understand the complex stupidity of it (and because I have no shame). Now, I need you to tell me the fastest way to get a six-pack while I watch TV and eat chips.
A: For someone your age who’s not up on the latest technology, it’s totally understandable that you don’t know how to get a six-pack while doing nothing but watching TV and stuffing your face with Lord knows what.
After all, you were born in the middle of the last century and you’re so used to doing things the old century way.
Thus, you’ve failed to grasp that here in the 21st century, virtually everything you could possibly desire is just the click of a button away.
Speaking to this, every major grocer now has it where you can hop online and order what you want, schedule a delivery window, and — POOF!!! — the shit you selected on your computer or smartphone is right there at your doorstep like magic!
So if you want a six-pack without having to leave the comfort of your sofa, then by God, my man, you can have that six-pack!
That’s the fastest way to get a six-pack, so do that instead of doing things that require more time and effort.
Things like…?
Things like getting your diet in order so you can strip layers of body fat to make your abs more visible. For men, the body fat percentage to aim for is around 6 to 17 percent (12 to 24 percent for women).
But that’s not enough, buddy!
In addition to cleaning up your diet, you would also have to throw in crunches and other exercises to make the abs more defined, with a focus on the quality, not quantity, of reps to ensure that the abs (or obliques) are doing the work instead of the back or hip flexors.
Like I said, those things require time and effort. Considering your age and that your exit from this life is fast approaching, I would figure that you’d have more worthwhile things to do with your remaining days, so go with my first suggestion and save the other one for the young folks who have the necessary weeks and months in their favor to see and enjoy the fruits of their labor, unlike you!
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