What You Can Learn From Papa John
Who remembers when John Schnatter of Papa John’s Pizza fame started trending in 2019 for saying he had over 40 pizzas in 30 days?
Yup, it was during an interview with WDRB News about his resignation from the company he founded and was CEO of after a series of controversies, one of which involved the use of a racial slur on a conference call!1 Fuck, you have a damn good memory! Anyway, for what it’s worth, Papa John may have been set up by his former best friend to take over the company. Ooooooooh, drama!
Seeing that you remember the incident like it just happened yesterday, care to know the valuable life lesson that can be learned from it?
Well, the guy said he had over 40 pizzas in 30 days.
That’s an entire month of pizzas…
…pizza from Papa John’s, people!!!
So there’s a man walking this planet that can eat shitty Papa John’s pizza every…single…day but you can’t eat the same shit every day in accordance with your meal plan?! R-E-A-L-L-Y?!?!
No! No!! No!!!
The lesson to be learned here is that if someone can do that, the impossible, then you can certainly do something much, much simpler!
There’s a lesson to be learned from every situation.
Sometimes you have to squint real hard and tilt your head to all kinds of fucked up angles to find it, but it’s there.
This is one such instance!
Glossary: meal plan
