personal trainer
noun [pur·suh·nl trey·ner]
1. a person who just began their fitness journey and already has the years of experience under their belt to advise others in the ways of exercise and nutrition for a nominal fee, of course. see also: CHARLATAN
2. a person who’s paid to provide exercise instructions but spends most of the time with their head bent down looking at their phone. see also: THIEF
