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Your personal trainer should be your one-stop shop for the unpacking of workplace drama, relationship problems, unresolved childhood issues, and other emotional and psychological factors that may be affecting your struggles with food.

Your bookie, when not breaking your legs, should also be the go-to source for how to hide your assets to reduce your tax liability.

Just like the latter doesn’t make sense, neither does the former.

So if you need a counselor, get one.

But if you want to change your body, get me.

Know why?

Because I’m not a fucking therapist or life coach!

*gasp*

What am I then?

Hmmmmmmmm…

I’m just a dude who knows how to bend the human body to the imagination’s will via exercise and nutrition.

Yeah, that’s what I am!

So get someone other than me to deal with your personal bullshit.

And if you need to know the legal (and extralegal) loopholes to not contribute to the society that gave you sooooooooo much, get an accountant.

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Monster Longe

Monster Longe is a personal trainer in San Diego. He has been lifting weights for +25 years and training clients in the gym and online for about half of that time. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys long walks and leaving buildings crushed and entire city blocks decimated in his wake.

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