What Should You Do: Skip Breakfast Or Eat The Donut?
You just woke up and you’re either hungry as fuck or know you will be soon if you don’t eat.
But wait, it’s 6:45 am and your job that you’re supposed to be at by 7 am is a 45-minute commute. Should you grab a donut from some coffee shop along the way or just say fuck it and try not to get to work any later than you have to?
First of all, kudos to the capitalist system that we’re under for it’s fine work on you, as the thought has come across your mind to starve until lunch, which puts your employer’s needs above your own. Awww, that’s adorable of you!
Anyway…
If you normally watch what you eat, then make the stop along the way and grab that fucking donut.1One donut, slice of pizza, or piece of chocolate isn’t going to make you fat. Neither are two. What’s going to make you fat is going over your calories for the day on a consistent basis, even if all you eat is kale and other rabbit food. As someone who normally watches what they eat, you know in this scenario to count the donut toward your daily intake. And you also know it won’t be a big deal if you don’t.
But if donuts are recognized as a food group by you because you eat them that often and don’t have a clue what your total calories are on any given day, then it’s probably better that you behave like a good lil’ employee and not get to work any later than need be.
Donuts are not only high in calories and saturated fat but also refined sugar, which is digested quickly and helps release a shitload of insulin, which leads to the storage of fat. The spike also results in a crash that leaves you feeling hungrier and craving more hyperpalatable shit.
Based on the effects on the body, we should be able to see the problem with donuts, as eating them as an everyday thing can easily lead to you eating more food and adding more calories to your intake on a regular basis. So yes, skipping breakfast is better than stopping for a donut if you already view them as a food group!
Before going to work every morning, millions of people are faced with a difficult decision.
What to wear?
Whether to take a shower or not?
To finally give into their boss’s sexual harassment for that promised promotion or keep playing hard to get in hopes that more career perks are added to incentivize the sex?
Should they even go to work?
No!
These millions of people have to figure out if they have time to eat or not!
That’s the topic of what’s above and it very well may not apply to you because you don’t have a job, which means you don’t have to deal with the weighty dilemma that’s covered here.
If that is indeed you, then no worries. Just be sure to bookmark this post as a resource for when you obtain gainful employment, you slacker!
If, however, you do have a job and are a productive member of society, then what you can do is follow the given advice. But while that’s all well and good that the provided information tells you what to do when running late, care for a tip to help you avoid having to make the truly difficult decision presented here?
Good, I’m glad you’re all ears!
Well, you could use protein powder as a quick fix to hold you over.2Speaking of fixes, here’s a thought: just don’t go out on a drug binge on a weekday. Do that and I bet you’ll be able to get your ass out of bed on time! You might have these other motherfuckers fooled, but not me!!!
