Thank You Card

It’s come to my attention that I passed 1,000 followers on Instagram a few days ago.

Being that I’m sitting at 1,541 followers at the time of this writing, my accomplishment was sooooooooo important to me that it totally slipped my mind.

To atone for that, here’s an extremely hollow token of my appreciation to each and every one of you for not changing one iota of my life.

You’re the best!

…oh, but you don’t follow me on Instagram?!

Why is that, huh?

What theeeeee fuck is yoooouuuurrrrrr problem?!?!

Well, because I know you want to rectify that immediately, my username is @m.for.monstruo

Wait, what?!

You don’t have an Instagram account, you say?!?!

Why are you telling me that like it’s supposed to mean somethin’?

…because if you really cared about and wanted to support me, then you’d download the app PRONTO!!!

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Monster Longe

Monster Longe is a personal trainer in San Diego. He has been lifting weights for +25 years and training clients in the gym and online for about half of that time. When not working with clients or making content that's easy to read, understand, and apply to everyday life, he enjoys long walks and leaving buildings crushed and entire city blocks decimated in his wake.

Thank You Card

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